Yes, you can love Christmas and still sack off the performative, people-pleasing bollocks

(PS you're also allowed to f*cking hate Christmas)

This season’s already going off the rails - over-the-top shopping, forced merriment, the pressure to outdo yourself every sodding year. While everyone else grinds themselves into the ground, squeezing in “one last thing,” you’re ready to say: Nah mate.

So, my feisty friend, welcome to Rebel Yule. We’re f*cking off the festive frenzy - together.

This isn’t about getting your Grinch on and skipping Christmas (unless you want to! FYI I bloody LOVE Christmas!). It’s about reclaiming it, whether that means wild nights out or quiet moments in by the fire.

What is Rebel Yule?

This isn’t your typical Chrimbo prep talk or fluff-filled cheer fest. It’s a no-nonsense, unapologetic dive into why we’re programmed to be perfectionist, people-pleasing robots during the holidays - and a celebration of how we’re going to smash that shit wide open.

This is about saying f*ck no to the exhausting performative bollocks and perfectionism. We’ll strip away everything that doesn’t serve you and your family to create YOUR version of a “perfect” Christmas. A collective breath of fresh air  with a lot of swear words.

5 Days of Festive Rebellion

Whether you’ve been rebellin’ around the Christmas tree for Little Donkey’s years or you’re just dipping your toes into the feral waters, here’s what to expect:

🔥 Live Kick-Off Session: Dive deep into why the Christmas Cage exists. How society, capitalism, and the patriarchy have stolen our joy, and how we’re reclaiming it. No fluff - just truth bombs and fire.

🔥 Daily Rebellion Tools: Audio nuggets and prompts each day to smash traditions that drain you and spark new ones that light you up. Think of it as your feral advent calendar of f*ckery (the good kind!) - whether that means kicking back or kicking off -  guided by the five pillars of my unique FERAL philosophy.

🔥 Unapologetic YOU: Drop the guilt and exhaustion. This is your permission slip to stop running yourself ragged and start (or continue!) showing up wild and untamed or quietly defiant.

🔥 Practical Rebellion: You can still have the killer tree, the music, the lights, the ridiculous sweater (or none of those things if you prefer) and the love - just without the stress, guilt, or needing to please everyone else’s idea of ‘perfect.’  Whether you want to celebrate loud and proud or lie low, it's all valid.

By the End of Rebel Yule, You’ll Be Celebrating:

🔥 Flipping the script (and the bird) on what Chrimbers ‘should’ look like.
🔥 Reclaiming your time, your energy, and your joy.
🔥 Celebrating on YOUR terms - no rules, no pressure, just pure, authentic you.

🗓️ The FERAL Advent Calendar of F*ckery :

Live Kickoff: 8pm - 9.30pm Sunday 8th December
Daily Rebellion Drops: Monday 9th - Friday 13th December in Telegram
Where: Online, wherever the Wi-Fi and the wildness meet...probably Zoom

⚡ Cost: Free. Because liberation shouldn’t have a price tag.

Whether your idea of a Rebel Yule is all fierce and fiery or more quiet and cosy, get ready to sack off the festive frenzy and free your FERAL .