Get grounded, get glorious, get your hands in the dirt and your face in the sun. 🌞🌿

This is not your typical “transformation program” bullshit.
This is a slow, juicy, feral uprising. 🍯🔥

A secret Telegram pop-up for the wild ones.
The ones who know there’s more.
Not more grind and grit...
More pleasure. 😌
More presence. 🫁
More softness. 🌸
More mmmm yes. 😏
More rebellion. 🖕🏽

We’re not hustling for our self-worth here...
We’re laying down and full-on luxuriating in it. 🍷💅

💥 What to expect?

Honestly? I don’t fucking know.  We’re making it up as we go. 🤷🏽‍♀️
But I DO know we’re gonna lay you down in the dirt, melt you into your body, and make you taste the sweetness you’ve been denying yourself. 🍓

There’ll be:

🔥 Fire (literal and metaphorical)
✨ A bit of witchy shit
🧿 Embodiment
🎧 Audio drops to melt you into your body
🌀 Space to breathe
🍯 Sensory goodness
🍑 Forbidden fruits

We’ll flow through Taurus season like honey, like molasses, like mud between your toes and cherry juice dripping down your chin. 🍒🌾

Dripping.
Savoring.
Not rushing a damn thing.

🌿 The Anatomy of The ReBULLution

There is no rigid step-by-step system here. ❌📊

We’re not here to hustle through healing or map out your magic on a spreadsheet.

We’ll ease, flow, drip, glide and ooze our way through four core invitations...
A loose pulse. A feral rhythm.
The backbone of this delicious rebellion. 🐂💦

(B) Body first.
We begin by sinking into the body, where pleasure, presence, and raw YES live.
Nothing to prove, nowhere to rush. Just you, your senses, and this sacred, messy moment. 🌬️💃🏽

(U) Unlearn the grind.
We peel off the hustle conditioning, the endless ‘shoulds,’ the myth that you have to earn your worth.
Here, rebellion looks like resting, luxuriating, tasting life without guilt. 🛏️🥀

(L) Luxuriate unapologetically.
We stretch time. We let it drip. We savor every forbidden, feral drop of pleasure — no apologies, no shame.
We soak in it like it’s our birthright. Because it is. 🛁⏳💋

(L) Let yourself receive.
We open — wide and wild — to the sweetness, to the abundance, to the grounded power that's always been waiting.
Receiving isn’t a weakness. It's a full-body YES to life. 💌🌹👐🏽

💸 The Re-BULL-ution is free.

Because pleasure is your birthright. 💎
But I might throw some juicy offers at you...
Because, despite what they want us to believe —
us glorious, goddess-ass mothers deserve it ALL. 👑🔥

📢 Ready?

Get in the Telegram group...I don't need your email first, just get
Get feral. Get down. Get glorious. 🦦

Come for the juice, stay for the grounding. 🍒🌿
This is your invitation to taste the forbidden fruit. 🍓💦

Click below to enter the portal....
(that's it, that's all you need to do, because 'now please enter your email, check your inbox, confirm GDPR, download your freebie blah blah blah bollocks isn't really the vibe here.)