🔥 You’re In! Now, Let’s Bring This to Life…
📩 Your Slow the F*ck Down Guide is on its way to your inbox. But reading it is one thing—actually embodying it is another.
That's why I'm running a Secret Squirrel New Year's Rebelution.
Next week, I’m guiding a live, immersive experience where we actually practice slowing the f*ck down together.
🚫 No high-energy “challenge” to keep up with.
🚫 No pressure.
🚫 No rules.
Just a private, no-bullsh*t space to land, breathe, and feel what slowing down really means.
👀 Want in? It’s totally free—but only for a few days.
Join the Rebelution🐿️ THE REBELUTION IS HAPPENING AND YOU'RE INVITED 🐿️
🔥 What if rebellion doesn’t look like pushing harder, but stopping completely?
🔥 What if the most radical thing you could do this year is Slow. The. Fuck. Down?
This isn’t a challenge.
This isn’t a masterclass.
This isn’t a “free training” where I pretend to teach you something while secretly selling to you.
👉 This is an underground, slightly unhinged, Secret Squirrel Rebelution. 🐿️
A slow-the-fuck-down-in-a-world-that-profits-from-your-exhaustion revolution.
📌 No sign-up pages.
📌 No endless emails.
📌 No exhausting high-energy hype.
Just a private Telegram space where we do things differently.
💀 Less pushing.
🔥 More undoing.
🌑 More unlearning.
💫 More sinking into the fucking goo of it all.
💥 This will not be recorded.
💥 There will be no replays.
💥 You won’t be able to “catch up” because there’s nothing to keep up with.
You either drop in and experience it… or you don’t.
👉 🐿️ SECRET SQUIRREL REBELUTION: LET’S FUCKING GO. 🔥
