A free, three-day truth punch for rebellion-ready mothers to purge the patriarchal poison from their system.

We’ll unpack how systemic fuckery seeks to control and shape you, teach you to self-abandon, and condition you to be a “good girl”, and show you how to spit it the fuck out…to live uncaged, unapologetic, and fully fucking you.

⚡ WHAT IS THIS? ⚡

This is a 3-day free online event that explores patriarchy, good girl conditioning, and why you’re not the problem -  the system is.

And when I say purge, I don't mean a nice gentle cleanse.
I mean a full-on, full-body, fuck-that-shit rejection of everything they told you was “just how things are.”
Because you're not broken.
You’ve just been taught to behave in a system that was never built for you.

And now? You’re ready to name it.  To unlearn it. 

To stop swallowing the lies you’ve been fed…and spit back up every poisonous belief they planted.

 🌕 COSMIC TIMING 🌕

We’re gathering deep in Cancer season, where boundaries blur, mothering burns, and big truths bubble up whether we’re ready or not, and rising toward a Capricorn Full Moon that asks:

❝ What the fuck are you building?
Who are you doing it for?
And what are you no longer available for? ❞

This is about legacy, leadership, and line-in-the-sand decisions.

The timing isn’t an accident. It’s an invocation.

🔥 WHAT YOU’LL WALK AWAY WITH 🔥

• A clear understanding of the systems that have shaped (and silenced) you and the fire to burn them the fuck down
• Permission to rage, resist, and remember who the fuck you really are
  
• A full-body FUCK YES to the rebellion that's been brewing inside you
• The clarity and conviction to stop apologising and start revolutionising
• My CAGED™, REWILD™, and BECOME™ frameworks : practical, embodied tools for breaking free and making it happen

📅 WHAT WE’LL COVER 📅

🎉 WELCOME PARTY -  MONDAY 7th JULY @ 7PM UK

This isn’t just a warm-up, it’s your official initiation. The gathering. The grounding. The moment we name what we’re really here for and why it’s no accident that you made it.
Bring your tipple of choice (I'll have a cacao thanks for offering), your rage, your softness, your YOUness.
Let's get this thing started before we even start. 

DAY 1 - THE CAGE (July 8th 7pm)

We’ll name the unwritten rules and inherited conditioning that have kept you small.
This isn’t about some boring mindset shifts, it’s about structural gaslighting. You’ll see the bars for the first time and realise you’ve been surviving a system, not failing in it.

DAY 2 - THE WILD (July 9th 7pm)

We go deep into what’s been buried - rage, joy, desire, refusal - and call it the fuck home
Through the REWILD™ pathway, you’ll remember that your wildness isn’t too much, it’s the actual antidote.

DAY 3 - THE BECOMING (July 10th 7pm)

We map the journey from compliant to sovereign, silenced to self-led.
The BECOME™ framework helps you shift from internalised obedience to embodied liberation...not by becoming someone new, but by unbecoming everything they taught you to be.

+ BONUS FULL MOON MOVE (July 11 @ 11:30AM UK) Zoom

Astro-themed dance party to celebrate your rebellion. Because purging patriarchal poison calls for a proper celebration. We've moved minds, we've moved mountains, time to move our bodies and mark the moment properly.

*All main sessions are via Instagram Live and will therefore be available to catch up on if you can't join live.

*You'll get the link for Zoom sessions & the replays when you sign up.

💥 WHO THIS IS FOR 💥

• Women who are done being nice about their own oppression
  
• Women who’ve read the books, tried the affirmations, and still feel like they’re choking on someone else’s rules
  
• Women who know it’s not self-help they need it’s a fucking revolution
  
• Mothers, cycle-breakers, truth-flingers and rule-burners here to raise revolutionaries, not compliant little soldiers
  
• Anyone ready to stop performing and start purging
  
  

  
🗓 DETAILS 🗓

Live on Instagram: July 7, 8, 9 & 10 @ 7PM UK
Capricorn Full Moon Move: July 11 @ 11:30AM UK Zoom
PLUS you’ll get access to the Telegram Back Stage Pass the second you sign up

Instagram is the town square where we shout it from the rooftops.
Telegram is the cave where we gather, feel it and reflect between lives.  It's also where the link for the bonus Zoom sessions lives.
You’ll get both when you sign up.

🥳 Why join 'properly' when you could just watch on Instagram 🥳

Inside the Telegram you get:

• The Purge Playbook with prompts that dig deeper than the live sessions
• Voice notes from me between sessions when thoughts hit and any other tidbits I feel called to share throughout the week
• Real conversations with women who get it - no trolls, no algorithm bullshit, no weird judgey relative seeing all your comments
• Q&A space to ask what you actually want to know
• The messy, real processing that happens between the "official" content
• An invite to the VIP Full Moon Move Party over on Zoom to round up the week

The Instagram lives are just the beginning. The real transformation happens in the Telegram - with prompts, community, and the space to actually process what comes up.

 🚨REMEMBER...🚨

You've spent your entire life being fed lies.
Lies about what it means to be a “good girl.”
Lies that say you should be grateful for scraps.
Lies that your feelings are too much, your body belongs to everyone else, and your worth depends on how much you DO.

How many have you swallowed without question, until they started to taste like truth?

💌 Come on now are you really going to keep swallowing...or are you ready to spit?

This might be a freebie.
But it’s also an uprising.
A spark. A line in the sand.  A call.
If you’re still reading, you’ve already answered.

👇 Drop your email below to unlock your Backstage Pass and and join the purge.